I have a bum.

(Source of inspiration - Martin Luther King's Speech)
I have a bum and I want to save it from the bus that goes very close from behind when I am sitting while buying vegetables at Thakurpukur bhaji market.
I have a bum and I want to save it from getting torn apart from the onslaught of assignment and reading material.
I have a bum and I want to save it from the rigor and vigor of IIMC so that I can enjoy my one year here with my batch and family.
I have a bum.
Go back to family hostel, go back to bachelor hostel, go back to library, go back to new family hostel and do whatever you can to save your bum.
Let enjoyment ring from the PGPEX class room, let enjoyment ring from the placement cell, let enjoyment ring from the convocation to be held at audi after one year.
Happy at last with intact bum, happy at last! Thank God Almighty! We'll be intact at last!